Okay here goes.....
1. I don't like toenails. If you've got icky, brown, cracked toenails, don't show me your feet. I once saw this porno of some chick sucking on a black guys' toes and she actually picked off some dead skin and continued sucking....OH JUST FLIPPIN' YUCKY! I could have thrown up. And he had all these corns and callouses on the toes she was sucking. NOT SEXY BABE.
2. I don't like the sound of people running back and forth in the apartment above me. It drives me insane. I have these assholes that live above me in this crappy little apartment I was forced to move to, long story. And these people never stop stomping or yelling or falling down, it never stops. I've complained and glared at them. I've even taken my mop handle and pounded on the ceiling to no avail. They even had the audacity to throw their McDonalds debris down on my doorstep, vacuum at 11:30 on a week night and play the crappiest, home burned cd of straight up CRAP as loud as that little piece of shit radio can play. Oh Lordy! They hang out all night, yelling, cussing and being loud till late into the night. Please people! I need to sleep. Obviously these people don't have jobs! People, be kind to your neighbors.....
3. Kids, I like kids, really; But I'm talking bout "little" kids SCREAMING and RUNNING around. People, just because you're in a mall or a restaurant doesn't mean you can let the little glazed doughnut monsters run free. Restrain your children. I have kids and I had enough respect for the general public not to unleash my children on the unsuspecting patrons already at these establishments. And that brings me to small children in an "R" rated movie. Come on! There's gore and slashing on the screen and some kid in the back row starts screaming and crying. Oh that pretty much spoiled the moment for me. Don't take little kids to grown up movies. GAWD! And turn off the damn cell phones, GEEZ! Little kids swearing; it's not cute to teach 3 year old Johnny to say "fuck you". Sorry.
4. I hate unruly, random hairs anywhere. I pluck those suckers right out. And Tigress, I agree, I'm a picker too. Anything on me or my kids, it's gotta be gone. I hate running my hand over someone's' shoulder and feel some icky, little, hard thing, be it a zit or a scab...it's gone. I don't like dirt and stuff under my fingernails either. Long fingernails put on by the salon, a complete waste of money and besides, why do women grow them so long, their hands become useless. Screw that!
5. Oh and i like mint jelly on my lamb chops and applesauce on my pork chops. MMMM...and I eat the center of all oreo's before the cookie. I stir my tea with a butter knife and I prefer soft, real butter to hard, yucky margarine.
Ya BABY! That's what makes us all unique!
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